Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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