Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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