Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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