I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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