grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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