im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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