jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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