doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's never too late to be topless.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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