You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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