Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize