he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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