I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
soo... how was my night?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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