Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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