Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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