You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
