My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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