note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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