You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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