yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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