So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm really busy with my period
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