just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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