just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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