i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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