eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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