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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college

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(757): View more from Virginia

So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Don't tempt me, I need beer money.

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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(515): View more from Iowa

Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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(650): View more from California

Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

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(770): View more from Georgia

i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot

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(315): View more from New York

All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.

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