We're facebook friends in real life
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My vagina just recognized that song.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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