So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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