i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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