small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
cat food counts as protein by the way
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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