Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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