Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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