ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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