ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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