Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
id be glad to
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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