We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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