Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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