apparently the secret to your success is patron
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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