This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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