Will you blow on my dice?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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