Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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