Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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