I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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