we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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