i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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