and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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