take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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