well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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