if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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