Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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