I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
