if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm bleeding and have questions
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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