Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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