school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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