He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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