I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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