For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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